"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."

[rachelmanija]

[Poll #844143]

Comments

[snarp]

A monkey sits on the pirate and a parakeet sits on the monkey. OBVIOUSLY.

[dragovianknight.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure a cat would actually enjoy shipboard life. I mean, on the one paw, rodents. On the other, all that water. ::ponders::

[sterling-sara.livejournal.com]

Dogs don't do so well, either, they get seasick.

[larryhammer]

ObRequiredReading: Mrs. Chippy's Last Expedition.

Just sayin'.

---L.

[octopedingenue]

I loved that book during my Shackleton obsession!

[larryhammer]

It is one of the better Shackleton books.

In our living room, we have a snowglobe of the Endurance trapped in the ice. Most of our guests have no idea just how much wrongness it is.

---L.

[kate_nepveu]

(I only picked one because the question was the best, even though it was a ticky-box poll.)

ObDoonesbury reference

[larryhammer]

A parrot that squawks "Let's frag the lieutenant! Awk!"

---L.

[oyceter]

A cockatiel of DOOM that everyone insists is a parakeet of DOOM, and anyone who contradicts this must walk the plank.

[j-d-finch.livejournal.com]

A Tasmanian Devil

http://uncletaz.com/realancestor.html

[amberdulen.livejournal.com]

The parrot in the recent Peter Pan movie. That this is the mangiest, ugliest, most wonderful parrot I ever saw.

[coffeeem.livejournal.com]

What's eight in binary? Or hex? I'd opt for a modern parrot who squawks, "Pieces of [eight in whichever numbering system you prefer]!"

[kate_nepveu]

There's a character in Terry Pratchett's _Going Postal_ whose parrot squawks "Twelve and a half per cent."

[hokelore.livejournal.com]

A poisonous snake with a tendency to strike at its owner's peg leg.

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

That is awesome.

[jinian.livejournal.com]

The ghost of a former pet monkey, which is actually trying to kill the captain but which no one else believes in. A current pet who can also see it is optional.

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

OK, I'm stealing that one.

[collie13.livejournal.com]

But kinkajous are just so very cool! Why, the name alone gets you a 7.5 on the befuddlement factor! ;)