Spoiler-jutsu kicks my ass

[rachelmanija]

I went to the manga shop to pick up the latest volumes of Naruto. As I grabbed the latest one, one of the two ten or eleven-year-old boys standing there examining them said, "Oh, that's the one where [GINORMOUS AND TOTALLY UNEXPECTED SPOILER HAPPENS!]"

"...what?" I said. "WHAT?! HEY! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!"

I had the volume in my hand, and I bopped him atop the head with it. (Not hard!)

"Dude!" said his friend. "Don't blurt out spoilers like that."

"Uh, sorry," said Spoiler Boy.

"You SHOULD be sorry!" I retorted ungracefully.

The shop employees attempted to console me ("you should have hit him harder!"), but the damage was done. It was just like Kakashi getting spoiler-attacked, only worse.

And then I went home and tried to console myself by printing the yaoi-illusion since stupid Viz censored it by transforming it into a silhouette, only the site linked on reread_no_jutsu is virus-infected and completely crashed my computer, forcing me to type from a net cafe until tomorrow, when hopefully the computer repair place can fix it. (Details at oyceter.)

...please do not put spoilers in comments, or I will hit you with a shrink-wrapped volume of Naruto.

Comments

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

There was some weird censorship in Yami, too, which, IIRC left one thing ambiguous but a gay blowjob perfectly clear.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

What about the bit where Muraki rapes Hisoka in flashback? Granted, that was more than I cared to see, but that applies to rape in general, regardless of the genders involved.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

I remember that not being much changed. The whole thing was bizarrely inconsistent.

[octopedingenue]

That was the gay blowjob that stayed totally visible! Meanwhile they cut IIRC a random scene with Tsuzuki shirtless and male coworkers ogling him.