I am the proud new owner of a Honda Civic hybrid

[rachelmanija]

It handles beautifully, with a near-silent engine, and gets 48 miles per gallon. It's dark gray and sparkles in the sun, and the headlights are curved like the eyes of a female superheroine's mask. The engine shuts off when you stop and starts again when you release the brake, so smooth you can only feel or hear it if you pay attention and the music's off.

Everyone pray for me that I don't crash it.